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by greenmum @ 06. Jun. 2007. - 18:10:46

My 8 year old son wants to enter his school talent competition. I suggested he told jokes - does anyone know any (suitable) jokes??

Thanks

:))

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2007-06-06 @ 19:14

My other halfs favourite,

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CAMEL WITH 3 HUMPS??
HUMPHREY!!

My favourite...

Whats brown and sticky??
A stick! ;)

Hope these help :D

greenmumgreenmum [Member]
2007-06-06 @ 21:44

Love the camel joke - it can fit in nicely with the 'maths' section (Why does Mr D maths teacher - take a ruler to bed? So he knows how long he's been asleep) also, Why is 6 scared, because 7 8 (ate) 9.

Boom Boom

ps. Geography
Why is the sun so bright?
- because it pays attention and does its homework :)

angelfeet [Visitor]
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2007-06-08 @ 21:00

What do you call a donkey with three legs? A Wonkey!

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greenmumgreenmum [Member]
2007-06-11 @ 16:49

A classic of our time :D

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